From: RS
Sent: 7 August 2012
Subject: Harrow update
This is hot off the press… A picture of the Welsh captain ,
after all the broken bikes and bad luck with his team members leaving the
presentation after the event with the arse out of his pants and a hand full of
cold chicken/humble pie.
[Pic removed for reasons of good taste]
From: RS
Sent: 9 August 2012 9:44 AM
Subject: RE: Harrow update
Rumour: Team Husky New South will most likely be campaigning
two autos at The Harrow in 2013.
Who knows there may be two Husky teams from New South…
The Welsh team's aspirations already appear to be
diminishing and we have approximately 11.5 months to the next test at The
Harrow. Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin have a little cup of
cement and harden the hell up. It also helps if your machine's stays
operational.
The talk around town is that there will be three more teams
from the New South. It would appear that the much coveted Tony T trophies are
on the most wanted radar.
Stay tuned, only about 350 sleeps to go.
RS
From: MH
Sent: 9 August 2012 10:04 AM
Subject: Harrow update
I think you have all been giving SB a bit of a hard
time..... I know he deserves it but he was hampered this year by having the
backbone of his team withdraw at the 11th hour... 11.59 to be precise...i.e.
me! No excuses but work has to come first... sometimes, but not in 2013 - it's
in the diary!
To help Steve out, I have acquired a new weapon... related
to Husky but only for a short period - Cagiva 1980 250 WRX!
I have ordered some bags of cement - all for SB!
MH
From: RS
Sent: 9 August 2012
Subject: Harrow update
Hey MH,
Cagiva 1980 250 WRX: great bike.
Best get Steve some bags of quick set Reeksy , as well as
being a great rider , great builder and all-round good guy , he could also be a
film maker* .
RS
From: JR
Sent: 9 Aug 2012
Subject: Harrow update
Hate to be the bearer
of bad news but it seems your team captain has finally figured that if you
can't beat them you’re best to join them. Firstly Shoey can testify that Bacon Balls
has put in an application to join team New South for the 2013 campaign. Wisely,
Shoey has declined his offer due to his lack of pace and physical toughness.
Secondly Baker has abandoned his SWMs
and Maicos for a Husky Auto.
Hammond has been rumoured to be interested in the captaincy
of team Wales now that Baker’s gone, I'd suggest mike, Team Wales has never
looked stronger.
It will be interesting to see what team will be desperate enough
to take on Baker for 2013. And as for the aggressive passing, you haven't seen
anything, just wait for the 2013 video then we will see some aggressive
manoeuvring.
JR
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From: CSSR DUKLA Club
Sent: 9 August 2012 12:25 PM
Subject: Harrow update
Gentlemen,
While other lesser nations squabble over Team Selection for
the 'Whole Test' (ref: Carl Cranke ISDT comment) alias The Harrow 2013, Team
Czech has been sent to Intensive Re-training Camp Gulag 13.
CSSR is confident retrained riders will be a match for
excellent Jawa/CZ machines and no match for so called 'Free Nations'.
Please abandon foolish notions of superiority in the face of
our skilled riders and superior machinery.
Commissar Drakfallov is undergoing retraining too as it was
noted that he was a little too close to the opposing Teams and possible was
bribed to slow down with supposed 'engine trouble'.
The Secretariat of the CSSR DUKLA Club knows engine failure
of mighty Jawa/CZ is not possible and confidently predicts all posturing of
opposing Teams in this hallowed Harrow competition is futile.
Team Czech Secretariat
DUKLA, Praha, CSSR
